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The Code War

Penny: You look like Keri Russell after she ruined Felicity.

Alex: You look like John McEnroe’s sister.

Max: You look like a huge lesbian.

Jane: Temple Grandin!

Brad: It’s Pat!

Dave: I look like a Quaalude dealer.

*I love so very much that Felicity jokes are still relevant*

Brad: Oh, no he didn’t!… Oh no he didn’t just say ‘oh no he didn’t’!… Yes he did! Girl, you lyin’!… Bitch, I ain’t lyin’, it’s the code. Shoo.

 

Brad: Shuttin’ up the fallopes #menopause

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